Thursday, July 15, 2010

Ontario to hire "Printer Police"

Protecting the community from toner bandits and copier salesmen...

According to

"According to local paper The Hamilton Spectator, the employee would help the city save up to $700,000 a year in printing costs.

The employee would be required to control printer purchases, make sure staff use duplex printing and only print in colour when necessary.

The position was reportedly recommended in a report to city councillors outlining a five-year, $6 million printing contract with Ricoh."

Man, you think mall cops get made fun of? This guy is going to be the laughing stock of Ontario...

"Freeze! Drop your toner!"

"You there! Stop that single sided printing or I'll Shoot!!"

"Refrain from using color in that document or you will be tazzed!"

"Sir, do you know how fast you were printing? Try to keep it under 20 ppm next time..."

You can't make this stuff up.

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